Full name: Matthew Rian Findlay
Just a Canadian expat, formerly a software engineer in the USA, currently teaching English in Japan. “Painfully shy”, “uber-geek” and “pure evil” are all terms that have been used to describe me. My greatest joy is mocking my friends while pretending to slay orcs. My heroes are Terry Fox, Marcus Aurelius and Gary Gygax. My favorite word is “mungo“. I spend most of my downtime in a sugar-induced haze of unfocused rage. Metal is the greatest form of music ever. No, I will not fix your computer.
It is up to you to determine how much of the above is actually true.
